You know you're a mom when...
1. you find squished crackers and granola bar in every nook and cranny of your purse.
2. you forgot what the word privacy means.
3. you've become immune to the 3 P's: poop, pee, & puke.
4. you've mapped out all of the best hiding spots in the house so you can eat a cookie without having to share.
5. you can belt out the entire Sofia the First theme song!
6. you realize the phrase shouldn't be "sound like a broken record" but instead "sound like a mom".
7. you Web MD your chest pain symptoms because you're pretty sure this latest bedtime battle has stressed you into heart failure.
8. you find random stuff (sippy cups, bras, remotes, crayons, etc) in the kitchen drawers.
9. you have to hide the plunger & toilet brush because your toddler decided she needs to carry them around the house like wands. *barf*
10. you think driving by yourself for 15 minutes is a vacation.
How do you know you're a mom?
How do you know you're a mom?
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